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Local 47 Catalog

We managed to dig up this old catalog, and used a list of years we found to give you guys an accurate idea of what the show listing was:

Sundays:

Love is a Social Construct, 12:00 AM-1:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1998)

Infomercials, 3:00 AM-4:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 AM-5:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Foodies!, 6:00 AM-7:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2001)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 AM-8:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Story Time!, 9:00 AM-10:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1999, January 1st, 2000 to January 1st, 2001)

Antique Bandit University, 12:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Infomercials, 3:00 PM-4:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 PM-5:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

DayDreams!, 5:00 PM-6:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Foodies!, 6:00 PM-7:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2001)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 PM-8:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Story Time!, 9:00 PM-10:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1999, January 1st, 2000 to January 1st, 2001)

Music Highlight, 10:00 PM-12:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Mondays:

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 AM-5:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 AM-8:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Your Deadly Memoirs, 8:00 AM-9:00 AM (January 1st, 1999 to January 1st, 2002)

The White Thumb Musician, 12:00 PM-1:00 PM (January 1st, 2000 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 PM-5:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 PM-8:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

ARG Annotation, 10:00 PM-11:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Tuesdays:

CUT! THAT! HAIR!, 3:00 AM-4:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1999)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 AM-5:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Infomercials, 6:00 AM-7:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 AM-8:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Your Uncle is a Fake King, 9:00 AM-10:00 AM (January 1st, 2000 to January 1st, 2002)

Steaming, 12:00 PM-1:00 PM (January 1st, 1997-January 1st, 1998)

CUT! THAT! HAIR!, 3:00 PM-4:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1999)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 PM-5:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Depresso Espresso, 5:00 PM-6:00 PM (January 1st, 2001 to January 1st, 2002)

Infomercials, 6:00 PM-7:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 PM-8:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Your Uncle is a Fake King, 9:00 PM-10:00 PM (January 1st, 2000 to January 1st, 2002)

Wednesdays:

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 AM-5:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 AM-8:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

This is Not a VR Headset, 8:00 AM-9:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1998)

Adorable Floating Prodigy, 12:00 PM-1:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2001)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 PM-5:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 PM-8:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Webseries Watch, 10:00 PM-11:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Thursdays:

We Like to Slice Off and Eat Robot Hands, 3:00 AM-4:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1999)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 AM-5:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 AM-8:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Infomercials, 9:00 AM-10:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

The White Thumb Musician, 12:00 PM-1:00 PM (January 1st, 2000 to January 1st, 2002)

We Like to Slice Off and Eat Robot Hands, 3:00 PM-4:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1999)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 PM-5:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 PM-8:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Infomercials, 9:00 PM-10:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Fridays:

Antique Bandit Interactive Highlight Hub, 12:00 AM-1:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 AM-5:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 AM-8:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Bell of the Mortal Ocean Spike, 12:00 PM-1:00 PM (January 1st, 1998 to January 1st, 2000)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 PM-5:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

The Murder Cats of Planet Earth, 5:00 PM-6:00 PM (January 1st, 1999 to January 1st, 2001)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 PM-8:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Special Star Presentation Movies: 8:00 PM-10:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Theory Thinker, 10:00 PM-11:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Saturdays:

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 AM-5:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 AM-8:00 AM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Artificial Doomsday, 12:00 PM-1:00 PM (January 1st, 1999 to January 1st, 2001)

Increased In Inflation, 1:00 PM-2:00 PM (January 1st, 1999 to January 1st, 2002)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 4:00 PM-5:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

The Life of a Scammer, 5:00 PM-6:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 1998)

News on the Rocks (Local 47 News), 7:00 PM-8:00 PM (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Others:

How to Tutorial, Any Time and Day Available (Sometimes Played as Commercials) (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Super Grocery Cart Dorifto! ("Japanese Import") Played Whenever Possible (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002)

Conspiracy Creators! (THIS NEVER EXISTED DO NOT QUESTION)

This appears to be a good chunk of our catalog, although I'm pretty sure we had a lot more. We'll update this list as we find more information, but it is safe to assume that there was some spots without content at one time or another, which would be when other channels would host their content under our supervision. Here's some news pieces to be on the lookout for (so long as we can actually upload them):

News Topics (and other details):

Signing On (Local 47 News) (January 1st, 1997, 4:00 AM)

Newspaper Readings (Local 47 News) (January 1st, 1997 to January 1st, 2002, various days and times)

Story Time Host Goes to Jail (Local 47 News) (????)

Story Time Host Gets Bailed (Local 47 News) (????)

Story Time Host Goes to Jail (Again) (Local 47 News) (????)

Foodies Host Dies of Food Poisoning (Local 47 News) (????)

Signing Off (Local 47 News) (January 1st, 2002, 7:00 PM)

Anniversary of the Station Broadcasting (Local 47 News) (January 1st, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 4:00 AM)

Error: Full Version (Advertisement) (????)

Ballkicker Antivirus (Not a real antivirus)(Advertisement) (????)

Robot Protection Agency (Not a real agency)(Advertisement) (????)

Why AI Is Amazing (Advertisement) (????)

AI Monstrosities (Advertisement) (????)

Machine Learning and You (Advertisement) (????)

Antique Bandit Interactive Virtual Fireworks Display (Advertisement) (Summer 1999)

admina Personal Assistant (Advertisement) (????)

Grandmabot (Advertisement) (????)

Murder Cats and Ocean Spike Holiday Special (Sometime in 1999)

Marvin Drops His Basketballs (Colorized) (Special Star Presentation Movies) (November 7th, 1997, November 5th, 1999, 8:00 PM)

Interview With Antique Bandit Interactive Founder, Mr. Error, On His Company and the State of Fearful Fox 64 (December 24th, 2001, 8:00 AM to 9:00 AM)

Time Travel Training Guide For Limited ABI Company Employee and Specialist Use Only (April 26th, 1999, 12:00 PM)

As an aside, we also have a radio station that we've used since 1970. It is still being used to this day.